Pedestrian Struggles

I'm probably guilty of this myself, but I hate it when people stand on opposite sides/edges of the pavement to have their conversation, then don't close the gap when they see you, (a stranger) approaching..

 

..forcing you to awkwardly pass through between them and momentarily feel like a dodgy intruder who wants in on their little chat.

look how physically close together we get...like we're all chums >_< and for that split second they're both stuck staring intently at the sides of my head. Privacy is dead.

Yes. It's the small things that annoy me -_-

Lil' Red

Made a little (red riding hood) friend for Goldie!

drawing the wolf reminded me of christmas trees... please come back soon christmas.

French 103 ft Milka Oreo & Sia

Sometimes my music playlist takes it upon itself to coincidentally narrate my life on the go...

For optimized viewing experience, play "Breathe Me" by Sia (or at least the first 50 seconds of it) as you scroll..

(For optimized life experience, come to the continent (or gatwick airport*) and get yourself some milka oreo.)













Ingesting 600g of the stuff over the course of 4 days probably wasn't the best life decision i've made, but my taste buds aren't complaining..

* if anyone knows of somewhere in the uk other than gatwick airport arrivals, where milka oreo is stocked, please let me know, i have a large family to feed 

French 102

Merry day.after.Christmas!

I'm not always late...

French 101

As the first post chronicling* my life in France, this is admittedly late. But now that I've settled a bit and got some sort of layout format figured out, lets see if I can get one up at least every...2 weeks. As long as I don't run out of material..

* (don't get your hopes up)

N.B: It's not that I can't eat vegetarian food. It's just that when I pay €9.50 with the intent of chomping down on a sexy meaty burger, missing meat is heartbreaking.

Sexy Beast